I want to hold your hand.




I just... am. Another one down there between the rest of the people. One of the tall and invisible ones.

(x)

(Source: crissgilmore)





hrhchriscolfer: #TBT My callback for Godzilla.

hrhchriscolfer: #TBT My callback for Godzilla.

(Source: chriscolfernews)


cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin


castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants


(Source: ihuntkillers)


deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there


(Source: sansastarkz)


vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it


sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

image

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)


(Source: diablodancer)


pizza:

watashi-wa-fabu-gozen:

whores:

nickelodeonjonas:

poopflow:

maleteen:

pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly

unfollowed

blocked

reported

im telling pizza

i’m a little offended


okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)


"I watched him watching you. That’s the kind of thing a mother rarely gets to do— watch someone watch your kid and see the same thing you do… I think he still wanted to watch you, see what you were gonna do next."

(Source: lightspoxleitnerbokans)