I want to hold your hand.




I just... am. Another one down there between the rest of the people. One of the tall and invisible ones.

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 


spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE


ethelreds:

ok.  ”it had too much singing in it” is not an adequate criticism of a musical.  did u go in expecting something different??  wow lots of music in that musical.  wish they’d warn us about that.  maybe they should rename it. these singing spectacles needs to be referred to something that would indicate their musical nature.

like who are you.  where did you even come from.  go back to mars


  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

❝I know that the thing under my bed doesn’t exist. But I also know that if I keep my feet under the blanket, it won’t grab my ankle.❞
(Stephen King  (via burningupasun)

(Source: superransu)

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ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

image

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

(Source: unfocusedmind)


klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’


Come home.

(Source: ourenchantedparadise)


adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image


pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question


❝Don’t bother apologizing if you’re just going to continue doing the things you said sorry for.❞
((via ohlovequotes))


phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 


(Source: lgallaghers)



What are friends for.

(Source: willliamgraham)